jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
if we’re dating and u have a trampoline I will most likely bounce on it more than I bounce on u
apparently Philadelphia is a place
yeah what else is it
If you are even a small part of the BBC Sherlock fandom reblog this now
everything will be explained later
i’m reblogging this because the sherlock fandom is terrifying and I’m scared that if I don’t reblog this one day I’m just going to be killed in my sleep when they rid the world of all non-believers or something and that’s what they meant by “everything will be explained later”
see, now that you mention that, I feel the need to reblog this…
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …
um, dois, três, quatro …
Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre
It’s not a very good one.
uno, dos, tres, cuatro…
I’m not sure how this works.
ett två tre fyra
philippines and japan stop omg
Satu Dua Tiga Empat
one AMERICA, two AMERICA, three AMERICA…
i don’t get it either
THE LAST ONE KILLED ME
*george Washington GIF of him being badass*
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
I went on my blog with goggles on and expected to see nothing but there’s a face??